
Glasgow menu
Smokey Trotters Kitchen menu
View source menu91 dishes across 14 sections. Prices and availability can change, so check with the restaurant if you need something specific.
Last updated 15 October 2026
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Beef Burgers
The Dirty Dipper
Beef patty, cheddar, haggis, pepper sauce mayonnaise, crispy onions, pepper sauce
£13.50
Trailer Trash
Beef patty, cheddar, ketchup, american mustard, onions, pickles
£10.00
Ludlow St Burger
Beef Patty, Cheddar, Pastrami, Mayo, Pickles, American Mustard
£13.50
The Classic
Beef Patty, Cheddar, Caramelised Onions, Pickles, Smokeys Sauce.
£10.00
Bootleg Big Mac
Cheeseburger, lettuce, onions, pickles, bootleg sauce
£10.00
The odyssey
Cheeseburger, Stornoway black pudding, caramelised onions, truffle Mayo
£13.00
Reef n Beef
Cheeseburger, chicken fried prawns, onions, togarashi and lime mayo
£15.00
The Birria Burger
Cheeseburger, birria beef, onion, coriander, burnt onion Mayo, spicy beef broth
£14.50
Chicken Burgers
KFC
Crispy Fried Chicken, Gochujang, Garlic Mayo, Asian Slaw
£10.50
Middle Class Chick
Crispy Fried Chicken, Bacon, Truffle Oil, Parmesan, Lettuce, Truffle Mayo.
£13.50
Hot Mother Clucker
Crispy fried chicken, buffalo sauce, pickles, blue cheese mayonnaise, lettuce
£12.00
The Dippin Chicken
Salt + Chilli crispy fried chicken, american cheese, onions, curry sauce mayonnaise, katsu curry sauce, crispy onions
£13.50
Nashville style hen
Crispy fried chicken, hot nashville seasoning, creamy slaw, pickles
£10.50
Bombay bad boy
Crispy fried chicken, masala butter, Smokey’s Kerala hot sauce, channa dal, curried Mayo, slaw
£12.00
Dip in ma nuts(contains peanuts)
Salt n chilli fried chicken, mayo, Asian slaw, American cheese, satay sauce, crispy onions
£14.00
Nae Meat Burgers
Korean Chickpea
Gochujang, Asian Slaw, Garlic Mayo.
£10.00
Classic chickpea
Chickpea burger, American cheese, caramelised onions, pickles, Smokey’s sauce
£10.00
Bombay chickpea
Masala butter, Smokey’s Kerala hotsauce, curried Mayo, channa dal, slaw
£10.00
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Just Cheese Pal
Yep Just Cheese
£7.00
Golden Wonder
Cheese and Onion
£7.00
Lower East Side
Pastrami, Pickles, Cheddar, American Mustard.
£9.50
Patty Melt
Beef Patty, Cheddar, Pickles, Caramelised Onions.
£9.50
Cheesy beano
Put beans, chorizo, cheddar, onion
£9.50
Anthony soprano
Pietros Italian sausage, cheddar, Parmesan, garlic butter, onions
£10.00
Frida kahlo
Birria beef, cheddar, onion, coriander
£10.00
Ottoman Empire toastie
Chicken shawarma, pickles, onion, jalapeños, cheddar
£9.50
Chicken Tenders
Korean
Gochujang, garlic mayo, spring onions, sesame seeds
£7.50
Vietnamese
Hoisin, siracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions
£7.50
Buffalo
Buffalo sauce, spring onions, blue cheese mayo
£7.50
Posh Wans
Truffle oil, black pepper, parmesan, truffle mayonnaise
£7.50
Salt N Chilli
Wi Curry sauce mayonnaise, crispy onions, spring onions
£7.50
Pure buzzin
Honey sriracha, pickled veg, black pepper mayo coriander
£7.50
Wee nippy yins
Masala butter, Kerala hot sauce, curried Mayo, coriander, channa dal
£7.50
Hot wans
Nashville style, pickles, creamy slaw
£7.50
Loaded Fries
Scheme Poutine
Haggis, Cheddar, Pepper Sauce, Crispy Onions
£9.00
Katsu Fries
Salt + chilli chicken, cheddar, katsu sauce, coriander, crispy onions
£10.00
Malaysian wans
Salt n chilli fried chicken, cheddar, satay sauce, pickled veg, coriander(contains peanuts)
£11.00
Filthy cow fries
Birria beef, cheddar, coriander, onions
£11.00
Fries
Just Salt Pal
£3.50
Snobby
Truffle oil, black pepper, parmesan, truffle mayonnaise
£5.50
Nae Kissin
Cajun, garlic butter, garlic mayonnaise
£4.50
Scampi Fries
Togarashi and Lime Mayo, Scampi Crumb
£5.50
Buffalo
House made Buffalo Sauce, Blue Cheese Mayo, Spring Onions
£6.00
Korean
Gochujang, Garlic Mayo, Spring Onions, Sesame Seed.
£6.00
Vietnamese
Hoisin, Garlic Mayo, Sriracha, Crispy Onions, Coriander.
£6.00
Oan the Side
Onion Rings
Bought in wans - coz they're bangin
£4.50
Oniony, Onionest, Onion Rings
Burnt onion mayo, crispy onions, chives
£5.50
Mac and Cheese
£7.00
Mozzarella Sticks
wi smokeys hot sauce ketchup
£6.00
Chicken Wings
Buffalo/Korean/Honey and Siracha
£7.00
Southern fried prawns
Pico de gallo, togarashi and lime mayo, coriander
£8.50
Jalapeño popper spring rolls
Spring roll pastry stuffed with cheddar, jalapeños, cream cheese
£7.00
Chicken shawarma spring rolls
Pure minted mayo, tomato, onion, coriander
£8.00
Frickles
Battered pickles, bootleg sauce for dipping
£7.00
Satay sauce
Malaysian satay sauce
£3.50
Katsu curry sauce
Fragrant curry sauce
£3.50
Pepper sauce
Creamy and beefy peppercorn sauce
£3.50
Pit beans
Home made smokey tomato beans.
£3.50
Sauces
BBQ Sauce
£2.00
Garlic Mayo
£2.00
Burnt onion Mayo
£2.00
Honey and sriracha Mayo
£2.00
Truffle Mayo
£2.00
Gochujang
£2.00
Buffalo sauce
Hot and buttery buffalo sauce
£2.00
Brekkie Buns
Square Sausage (Single)
£3.50
Square Sausage (Double)
£4.50
Square Sausage (Triple)
£5.50
Stornoway Black Pudding (Single)
£3.50
Stornoway Black Pudding (Double)
£4.50
Stornoway Black Pudding (Triple)
£5.50
Potato Scone (Single)
£3.50
Potato Scone (Double)
£4.50
Potato Scone (Triple)
£5.50
Smoked Bacon (Single)
£3.50
Smoked Bacon (Double)
£4.50
Smoked Bacon (Triple)
£5.50
Fried Egg (Single)
£3.50
Fried Egg (Double)
£4.50
Fried Egg (Triple)
£5.50
Haggis (Single)
£3.50
Haggis (Double)
£4.50
Haggis (Triple)
£5.50
Full Brekkie
Full Brekkie
Square Sausage, Bacon, Stornoway Black Pudding, Potato Scone, Haggis, Fried Egg, Hash Browns, Toast
£10.00
Dirty Buns
The Awe Days
Square Sausage, bacon, hash browns, American cheese, fried egg
£7.00
Pastrami & Egg
Pastrami, American Cheese, fried egg, hash browns, American Mustard
£7.00
The Breakfast Club
Crispy fried chicken, bacon, American cheese, fried egg, gochujang ketchup
£7.50
Bits
Hash Browns
£3.50
Posh Hash Browns
Truffle oil, parmesan, black pepper, truffle mayo
£5.00
Salt n Chilli Hash Browns
with gochujang ketchup
£4.50
Smokey’s Hotsauce
Smokey trotters hotsauce
Spicy Smokey Slight sweetness to this amazing house made hot sauce
£6.50
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