
Glasgow menu
Smokey Trotters Kitchen menu
View source menu61 dishes across 9 sections. Prices and availability can change, so check with the restaurant if you need something specific.
Last updated 15 October 2026
Dietary tags here may be incomplete or out of date. If you have allergies or other dietary needs, always confirm against the restaurant's own menu or get in touch with them before you order.
Beef Burgers
The Dirty Dipper
Double cheeseburger, haggis, pepper sauce mayo, crispy onions, and pepper sauce.
£14.00
Trailer Trash
Bacon double cheeseburger, ketchup, American mustard, onions, and pickles.
£10.00
Ludlow St Burger
Double cheeseburger, pastrami, American mustard, pickles, and mayo.
£13.50
The Classic
Double cheeseburger, caramelised onions, pickles, and Smokey's burger sauce.
£10.00
The Odyssey
Double cheeseburger, Stornoway black pudding, caramelised onions, and truffle mayo.
£13.50
Bootleg Big Mac
Double cheeseburger, lettuce, pickles, onions, and bootleg sauce.
£10.00
ChEazy-E
Double cheeseburger, hash browns, nacho cheese sauce, and chilli heatwave Doritos.
£14.00
The 1971
Double cheeseburger, cowboy butter mayo, crispy onions, bacon, and fried egg.
£13.50
Piggy Back
Double cheeseburger, Korean BBQ pulled pork, pickled onions, and mayonnaise.
£13.50
Chicken Burgers
KFC
Crispy fried chicken, gochujang, garlic mayo, and Asian slaw.
£12.00
Middle Class Chick
Crispy fried chicken, bacon, truffle oil, Parmesan, lettuce, and truffle mayo.
£14.50
Hot Mother Clucker
Crispy fried chicken, buffalo sauce, pickles, blue cheese mayo, and lettuce.
£13.00
The Dippin' Chicken
Salt and chilli fried chicken, onions, American cheese, curried mayo, curry sauce, and crispy onions.
£14.50
Dip in Ma Nuts
Salt and chilli fried chicken, American cheese, Asian slaw, curried mayo, crispy onions, and satay sauce.
£15.00
Nashville Style Hen
Crispy fried chicken, Nashville seasoning, pickles, and creamy slaw.
£12.50
The Sticky Wan
Crispy fried chicken, hot Irn-Bru honey, pickle juice slaw, and chipotle mayo.
£12.50
The Cajun Wan
Crispy fried chicken, Cajun seasoning, garlic butter, garlic mayo, American cheese, and lettuce.
£12.00
Nae Meat Burgers
Korean Chickpea
Gochujang, garlic mayo, and Asian slaw.
£10.00
Salt N Chilli Chickpea
With curried mayo, onions, and lettuce.
£10.00
Trailer Trash Chickpea
Ketchup, American mustard, onions, and pickles.
£10.00
Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Just Cheese Pal
£7.00
Lower East Side
Pastrami, Cheddar, mozzarella, pickles, and American mustard.
£10.00
Patty Melt
Beef patties, Cheddar, mozzarella, caramelised onions, and pickles.
£10.00
Pittsburgh Style
Cajun chicken, Cheddar, mozzarella, slaw, and Cajun fries.
£10.00
Piggie Piggie Piggie
Korean BBQ pulled pork, Cheddar, mozzarella, pickled onions, and coriander.
£10.00
Golden Wonder
Cheddar, mozzarella, and onions.
£7.00
Tennessee Poppa
Nashville chicken, jalapeño cream cheese, Cheddar, mozzarella, spring onions, and chilli Doritos.
£10.00
Chicken Tenders
Posh Wans
Truffle oil, black pepper, Parmesan, and truffle mayo.
£7.50
Korean
Gochujang, garlic mayo, spring onions, and sesame seeds.
£7.50
Buffalo
Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, and spring onions.
£7.50
Salt N Chilli
With curried mayo, crispy onions, and spring onions.
£7.50
Ooft
Cajun seasoned, garlic butter, and garlic mayo.
£7.50
Vietnamese
Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, and coriander.
£7.50
Hot Wans
Nashville style, creamy slaw, and pickles.
£7.50
Made in Scotland (From Girders)
Hot Irn-Bru honey, pickle juice slaw, and chipotle mayo.
£7.50
Bits 'N' Bobs
Onion Rings
Bought in wans - coz they're bangin!
£4.50
Oniony, Onionest, Onion Rings
Burnt onion mayo, crispy onions, and spring onions.
£5.50
Mozzarella Sticks
£6.50
Mac N Cheese
£8.50
Chicken Wings
£8.50
Jalapeño Popper Spring Rolls
Cream cheese, jalapeños, Cheddar, and mozzarella.
£8.50
Frickles
Battered pickles with bootleg sauce for dippage.
£7.00
Loaded Fries
Scheme Poutine
Haggis, Cheddar, pepper sauce, and crispy onions.
£10.00
Katsu
Salt and chilli chicken, Cheddar, curry sauce, crispy onions, coriander, and chilli.
£10.00
Malaysian Wans
Salt and chilli chicken, Cheddar, satay sauce, coriander, and chilli.
£11.00
Filthy Pig
Korean BBQ pulled pork, Cheddar, spring onions, and sesame seeds.
£12.00
NYC
Pastrami, Cheddar, pickles, cheese sauce, and crispy onions.
£10.00
Fries
Just Salt Mate
£4.00
Snobby
Truffle oil, Parmesan, black pepper, and truffle mayo.
£6.00
Nae Kissin
Cajun, garlic butter, and garlic mayo.
£5.00
Buffalo
Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, and spring onions.
£7.00
Korean
Gochujang, garlic mayo, sesame seeds, and spring onions.
£6.00
Salt N Chilli
With curried mayo, crispy onions, and spring onions.
£6.00
Vietnamese
Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, and coriander.
£6.00
Cold Drinks
Coke
£2.00
Diet Coke
£2.00
Bru
£2.00
Diet Bru
£2.00
Ginger Beer
£2.00
Fanta
£2.00
Liquid Death Water
£2.00
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