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61 dishes across 9 sections. Prices and availability can change, so check with the restaurant if you need something specific.

Last updated 15 October 2026

Dietary tags here may be incomplete or out of date. If you have allergies or other dietary needs, always confirm against the restaurant's own menu or get in touch with them before you order.

Beef Burgers

  • The Dirty Dipper

    Double cheeseburger, haggis, pepper sauce mayo, crispy onions, and pepper sauce.

    £14.00

  • Trailer Trash

    Bacon double cheeseburger, ketchup, American mustard, onions, and pickles.

    £10.00

  • Ludlow St Burger

    Double cheeseburger, pastrami, American mustard, pickles, and mayo.

    £13.50

  • The Classic

    Double cheeseburger, caramelised onions, pickles, and Smokey's burger sauce.

    £10.00

  • The Odyssey

    Double cheeseburger, Stornoway black pudding, caramelised onions, and truffle mayo.

    £13.50

  • Bootleg Big Mac

    Double cheeseburger, lettuce, pickles, onions, and bootleg sauce.

    £10.00

  • ChEazy-E

    Double cheeseburger, hash browns, nacho cheese sauce, and chilli heatwave Doritos.

    £14.00

  • The 1971

    Double cheeseburger, cowboy butter mayo, crispy onions, bacon, and fried egg.

    £13.50

  • Piggy Back

    Double cheeseburger, Korean BBQ pulled pork, pickled onions, and mayonnaise.

    £13.50

Chicken Burgers

  • KFC

    Crispy fried chicken, gochujang, garlic mayo, and Asian slaw.

    £12.00

  • Middle Class Chick

    Crispy fried chicken, bacon, truffle oil, Parmesan, lettuce, and truffle mayo.

    £14.50

  • Hot Mother Clucker

    Crispy fried chicken, buffalo sauce, pickles, blue cheese mayo, and lettuce.

    £13.00

  • The Dippin' Chicken

    Salt and chilli fried chicken, onions, American cheese, curried mayo, curry sauce, and crispy onions.

    £14.50

  • Dip in Ma Nuts

    Salt and chilli fried chicken, American cheese, Asian slaw, curried mayo, crispy onions, and satay sauce.

    £15.00

  • Nashville Style Hen

    Crispy fried chicken, Nashville seasoning, pickles, and creamy slaw.

    £12.50

  • The Sticky Wan

    Crispy fried chicken, hot Irn-Bru honey, pickle juice slaw, and chipotle mayo.

    £12.50

  • The Cajun Wan

    Crispy fried chicken, Cajun seasoning, garlic butter, garlic mayo, American cheese, and lettuce.

    £12.00

Nae Meat Burgers

  • Korean Chickpea

    Gochujang, garlic mayo, and Asian slaw.

    £10.00

  • Salt N Chilli Chickpea

    With curried mayo, onions, and lettuce.

    £10.00

  • Trailer Trash Chickpea

    Ketchup, American mustard, onions, and pickles.

    £10.00

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

  • Just Cheese Pal

    £7.00

  • Lower East Side

    Pastrami, Cheddar, mozzarella, pickles, and American mustard.

    £10.00

  • Patty Melt

    Beef patties, Cheddar, mozzarella, caramelised onions, and pickles.

    £10.00

  • Pittsburgh Style

    Cajun chicken, Cheddar, mozzarella, slaw, and Cajun fries.

    £10.00

  • Piggie Piggie Piggie

    Korean BBQ pulled pork, Cheddar, mozzarella, pickled onions, and coriander.

    £10.00

  • Golden Wonder

    Cheddar, mozzarella, and onions.

    £7.00

  • Tennessee Poppa

    Nashville chicken, jalapeño cream cheese, Cheddar, mozzarella, spring onions, and chilli Doritos.

    £10.00

Chicken Tenders

  • Posh Wans

    Truffle oil, black pepper, Parmesan, and truffle mayo.

    £7.50

  • Korean

    Gochujang, garlic mayo, spring onions, and sesame seeds.

    £7.50

  • Buffalo

    Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, and spring onions.

    £7.50

  • Salt N Chilli

    With curried mayo, crispy onions, and spring onions.

    £7.50

  • Ooft

    Cajun seasoned, garlic butter, and garlic mayo.

    £7.50

  • Vietnamese

    Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, and coriander.

    £7.50

  • Hot Wans

    Nashville style, creamy slaw, and pickles.

    £7.50

  • Made in Scotland (From Girders)

    Hot Irn-Bru honey, pickle juice slaw, and chipotle mayo.

    £7.50

Bits 'N' Bobs

  • Onion Rings

    Bought in wans - coz they're bangin!

    £4.50

  • Oniony, Onionest, Onion Rings

    Burnt onion mayo, crispy onions, and spring onions.

    £5.50

  • Mozzarella Sticks

    £6.50

  • Mac N Cheese

    £8.50

  • Chicken Wings

    £8.50

  • Jalapeño Popper Spring Rolls

    Cream cheese, jalapeños, Cheddar, and mozzarella.

    £8.50

  • Frickles

    Battered pickles with bootleg sauce for dippage.

    £7.00

Loaded Fries

  • Scheme Poutine

    Haggis, Cheddar, pepper sauce, and crispy onions.

    £10.00

  • Katsu

    Salt and chilli chicken, Cheddar, curry sauce, crispy onions, coriander, and chilli.

    £10.00

  • Malaysian Wans

    Salt and chilli chicken, Cheddar, satay sauce, coriander, and chilli.

    £11.00

  • Filthy Pig

    Korean BBQ pulled pork, Cheddar, spring onions, and sesame seeds.

    £12.00

  • NYC

    Pastrami, Cheddar, pickles, cheese sauce, and crispy onions.

    £10.00

Fries

  • Just Salt Mate

    £4.00

  • Snobby

    Truffle oil, Parmesan, black pepper, and truffle mayo.

    £6.00

  • Nae Kissin

    Cajun, garlic butter, and garlic mayo.

    £5.00

  • Buffalo

    Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, and spring onions.

    £7.00

  • Korean

    Gochujang, garlic mayo, sesame seeds, and spring onions.

    £6.00

  • Salt N Chilli

    With curried mayo, crispy onions, and spring onions.

    £6.00

  • Vietnamese

    Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, and coriander.

    £6.00

Cold Drinks

  • Coke

    £2.00

  • Diet Coke

    £2.00

  • Bru

    £2.00

  • Diet Bru

    £2.00

  • Ginger Beer

    £2.00

  • Fanta

    £2.00

  • Liquid Death Water

    £2.00